Samsung Corby Speed CDMA Phone in India and Price Rs 10,400

Samsung Corby Speed is the Samsung’s maiden touch-screen mobile handset on the CDMA platform with high-speed mobile broadband capability. Corby Speed also supports various social networking sites by integrating user-generated content sites such as Flicker, Picasa, Facebook and MySpace.
Corby Speed will give high data speed up to 2.4 Mbps for hi-speed Internet surfing and downloads on the phone. Aimed at open market space, Samsung Corby Speed would support full service across all CDMA operators’ OMH (open Mobile Handset) SIM cards such as Tata Indicom, Reliance Mobile, MTS and Virgin Mobile.

Samsung at present has a market share of around 25 per cent in the CDMA handset space. Corby Speed would be imported into India from Samsung’s facility in China.
Samsung Mpower Muzik 219 priced at Rs 3,599 and Samsung Duos 259 at Rs 8,350 are the other two CDMA mobile phones by Samsung. via]

CDMA Providers Offer Free Internet with Samsung Corby Speed

New Reliance Mobile postpaid subscribers who opt for Samsung Corby Speed will get 15 GB Free data with a validity of 2 months. New prepaid users with Samsung Corby Speed will get the free data access with a cap of 10 GB with 1 month validity from the date of activation.
Tata Indicom’s new and existing CDMA mobile subscriber who opt the Samsung Corby Speed will eligible to get FREE data usage of 10 GB with any plan with a validity of 2 months.
MTS India offers free data usage of 15 GB with 3 month validity (5 GB each month) with unlimited free access of Yahoo India, Wikipedia and MakeMyTrip travel website.

Nokia E72 in India – Price (Rs 22,989), Features, Full Specification

Nokia unveiled the Nokia E72 mobile device in India at MRP of Rs. 22,989
With the Nokia E72, accessing popular email accounts such as Yahoo! Mail, Gmail, Windows Live Hotmail, Ovi Mail and thousands of other email service providers is simple through improved on-device email setup, with the same easy to use UI integrating all of the owner’s corporate email accounts as well. The Nokia E72 comes with separate profiles for work and play which allows people to be flexible when it comes to choosing how, when, where and who to respond to.
Sporting a 2.3 inch TFT display screen, with the ability to display up to 16 million colours, images are displayed with very good clarity and vibrancy of colour. The screen operates at a pixel screen size of 320 x 240 pixels and comes with an accelerometer sensor as standard.
Nokia’s latest full QWERTY smartphone brings a rich mobile email experience right out of the box, making it the ideal device for people who want to be productive in both their personal and professional lives.
It has a 5 megapixel camera (2592 x 1944 pixels) with autofocus and flash, with 5x digital zoom and LED flash.
The handset offers various connectivity options, which include the ability to access the internet via its HSDPA and Wi-Fi connections. GPRS, EGSM, WCDMA, HSDPA, HSUPA, WLAN, Bluetooth 2.0 are supported. The E72 device supports IMAP4, Nokia Messaging, Microsoft ActiveSync, POP3 and SMTP email protocols.
The office capabilities have been updated with a new version of Quickoffice, which delivers Microsoft Office 2007 compatibility as well as free version upgrades when new features become available.
The phone utilises the ARM 11 600 MHz processor as its central processing unit and the Symbian 9.3 operating system. The handset comes with 250 MB of internal memory with the ability to hot swap utilising the 8GB microSD card slot up to a maximum of 16 GB.

Entertainment is provided by the MP4/MP3 player as well as a stereo FM radio with RDS capabilities, which also comes with a function known as visual radio. In addition a document editor, flashlight, organiser, digital compass and printing capabilities are also all included within this phone.
Impressive quality imagery can be taken with this camera due to the fact it offers a 5.0 megapixel camera which includes auto focus and an LED flash for illumination purposes. Video at VGA quality and at 15 frames per second can also be recorded and played back on the colourful screen. A secondary camera is provided which offers VGA video call functionality.

Nokia E72 Full Specifications

Size

• Form: Monoblock with full keypad
• Dimensions: 114 x 58.3 x 10.1 mm
• Weight: 128 g
• Volume: 65 cc
• Contemporary design with fully integrated QWERTY keypad

Display and 3D

• Main display: Size- 2.36″, Resolution 320 x 240 pixels (QVGA)
• Up to 16.7 million colours
• TFT active matrix

Keys and input metho

• QWERTY keyboard
• Nokia Eseries one-touch keys for Home, Calendar, Contacts and Email
• Volume and mute keys
• Intuitive Optical Navi Key
• Media (Camera, Gallery, Music Player, Radio, Real Player, Voice Recorder)
• Messaging (Messaging, New email, New message, Read emails, Read messages, Read new emails, Read new messages)
• Organiser (Calculator, Calendar, Clock, Converter, Data Synchronisation, File manager, Notepad, What time is it)
• Profiles (General, Silent, Meeting, Outdoor, Pager, Offline)
• Tools (Connection manager, Device manager, Help, Landmarks, Personalisation, Profiles, Settings, Speed dialling,
• Voice commands, Voice mail)
• Application manager
• Bluetooth
• Browser
• Logs
• Navigator (= GPS data)
• Phonebook

Colours and cover

• Available in-box colours: Zodium black, Topaz brown

Connector

• Micro-USB connector which supports charging. High-Speed USB 2.0
• 3.5 mm Nokia audio connector

Memory

• 8 GB MicroSD memory card (with hot swap), support for up to 16 GB
• One-touch use as USB mass memory storage
• 250 MB free user disk space

Power

• Nokia Battery BP-4L 1500 mAh Li-Ion standard battery
• Talk time (maximum):
  - GSM 12 h 30 min
  - WCDMA 5 h 54 min
  - VoIP 13 h 42 min
• Standby time (maximum):
  - GSM 492 h
  - WCDMA 576 h
  - WLAN 110 h
• Video playback time (maximum): 13 h 6 min
• Video recording time (maximum): 6 h 24 min
• Video call time (maximum): 4 h
• Music playback time (maximum): 37.5 h

Environmental feature

• Energy efficiency: Power Save mode, ambient light sensor, unplug charger reminder, High Efficiency Charger AC-8
• Eco content and services: Eco zone via Ovi store, eco tips in tutorial, maps for route optimization and pedestrian navigation
• Materials: free of PVC, free of brominated & chlorinated compounds, antimony trioxide as defined in Nokia Substance List
• Recycling: device is up to 80 % recyclable
• Packaging: up to 60 % recycled material, 100 % recyclable
• User manual: eco tips on Green Page
• Full Eco declaration

Communication and navigatio

• E72-1 Quad-band EGSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 900/2100 HSDPA
• E72-2 Quad-band EGSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 850/1900 HSDPA
• E72-3 Quad-band EGSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 850/2100 HSDPA
• Offline mode

Data network

• GPRS class A, multislot class 32, maximum speed 107/64.2 kbps (DL/UL)
• EGSM class A, multislot class 32, maximum speed 128/384 kbps (DL/UL)
• WCDMA 850/1900/2100, WCDMA 900/1900/2100
• HSDPA maximum speed: 10.2 Mbps
• HSUPA maximum speed: 2 Mbps
• WLAN 802.11b, 802.11g
• WLAN Security: WPA2-Enterprise, WPA2-Personal, WPA-Enterprise, WPA-Personal
• WLAN Quality of Service: WMM, U-APSD
• WLAN wizard
• TCP/IP support
• Capability to serve as data modem
• Support for MS Outlook synchronisation of contacts, calendar and notes

Local connectivity and synchronisatio

• Bluetooth version 2.0 with Enhanced Data Rate, A2DP
• Add-on solutions enable integration into enterprise private branch exchange (PBX) infrastructure
• Digital Home support
• UPnP support
• MTP (Mobile Transfer Protocol) support
• Printing
• Network (Raw). Direct TCP/IP socket connection to any specified port
• Network (LPR). Line Printer Daemon protocol (RFC1179)
• Printing to file
• USB PictBridge printing
• Support for PC synchronisation with Nokia PC Suite 7.1 (preinstalled) and Nokia Ovi Suite

Call feature

• Integrated hands-free speakerphone
• Conference calling
• Number screening for messaging and calls
• Any key answer
• Call waiting, call hold, call divert
• Call timer
• Logging of dialled, received and missed calls
• Automatic redial
• Speed dialling
• Enhanced voice dialling
• Side volume keys
• Mute/unmute
• Contacts with images
• Conference calling with up to 6 participants
• Video calling (VGA): up to 640 x 480 pixels, up to 15 fps
• Push to talk
• SIP VoIP 3.0
• Voice call continuity (VoIP cell/WLAN handover)

Messaging

• SMS with support for up to 10 concatenated SMS (long messages)
• SMS Storage: up to 999 messages
• Speed dialling for SMS sending
• List of recently used numbers
• Multiple SMS deletion
• Undo function for SMS deletion
• Text-to-speech message reader
• EMS picture messaging (send and receive)
• MMS version 1.2, message size up to 300 kb
• Automatic resizing of images for MMS
• Common inbox for SMS and MMS messages
• Number screening for messaging
• Distribution lists for messaging
• Instant Messaging: Windows (MSN) Live, OMA IM, Presence, Ovi Contacts

E-mail

• Supported protocols: IMAP4 (with idle), Nokia Messaging, Microsoft ActiveSync, POP3, SMTP
• Support for Nokia Messaging service
• Support for Mail for Exchange
• Support for Lotus Notes Traveller
• HTML email support
• Multiple simultaneous email accounts (e.g. business email + private email)
• Support for e-mail attachments
• Support for e-mail with filtering
• OMA e-mail notification support
• Integrated Nokia Mobile VPN

Web browsing

• Supported mark-up languages: HTML, XHTML, MP, WML, CSS
• Supported protocols: HTTP, WAP
• TCP/IP support
• Nokia MiniMap browser: HTML 4.01, XHTML MP 1.1, ECMAScript / JavaScriptTM 1.5, AJAX, OMA 2.1, HTTP / HTTPS
• Nokia Mobile Search (for the device and the internet)

GPS and navigation

• Integrated A-GPS with compass
• Nokia Maps 3.0

Photography

• 5 megapixel camera (2592 x 1944 pixels) with autofocus and flash
• Image formats: JPEG, Exif
• CMOS sensor
• 5x digital zoom
• One-touch autofocus key
• Focal length: 4.7 mm
• Focus range: 10 cm to infinity
• LED flash
• Flash modes: Automatic, On, Off, Red-eye reduction
• Flash operating range: 1 m
• Automatic, sunny, cloudy, incandescent, fluorescent
• Automatic, Manual exposure compensation +2,0 ~ -2,0
• Capture modes: Still capture mode, video mode, panorama mode and sequence mode
• Scene modes: Auto, user defined, close-up, portrait, landscape, sport, night mode (w/o flash), night portrait
• Colour tone modes: Normal, sepia, black & white, vivid, negative
• Light sensitivity modes: Automatic, low, medium, high
• Show viewfinder grid
• Still image editor

Video Main camer

• VGA: 640 x 480 at 15fps
• QVGA: 320 x 240 at 15 fps
• QCIF: 176 x 144 at 15 fps
• Up to 10x digital video zoom

Video Front camera

• Up to 2x digital video zoom
• Video recording file formats: .mp4 – default (VGA, QVGA) or .3gp (QCIF for MMS)
• Audio recording formats: AMR, AAC stereo
• Automatic, sunny, cloudy, incandescent, fluorescent
• Scene modes: Automatic, night
• Colour tone modes: normal, sepia, black & white, vivid, negative
• Clip length (maximum): 90 mins (High or Normal quality) or limited to MMS size approx. 30 seconds (Sharing quality)
• Media player
• Real Player
• Video playback file formats: .mp4, AVC/H.264, .wmv, RV, Flash Video, H.263/3GPP
• Video streaming: .mp4, AVC/H.264, .wmv, RV, Flash Video, H.263/3GPP
• Video calling (VGA) 15 fps
• Video ring tones
• Video editor on device

Music and audio playbac

• Music player
• Media player: Equalizer, Shuffle, Repeat, Loudness on/off, Stereo widening, Selection by artist, album and genre,Album graphics display
• Music playback file formats: AAC, AAC+, eAAC+, MP3, AMR-NB, WMA
• Audio streaming
• Dedicated volume keys
• FM radio 87.5-108 MHz with RDS support
• 3.5 mm audio connector
• Nokia Music Store support
• Ring tones: polyphonic (25 built-in tones)

Voice commands:

• Media (Camera, Gallery, Music Player, Radio, Real Player, Voice Recorder)
• Messaging (Messaging, New email, New message, Read emails, Read messages, Read new emails, Read new messages)
• Organiser (Calculator, Calendar, Clock, Converter, Data Synchronisation, File manager, Notepad, What time is it)
• Profiles (General, Silent, Meeting, Outdoor, Pager, Offline)
• Tools (Connection manager, Device manager, Help, Landmarks, Personalisation, Profiles, Settings, Speed dialling, Voice commands, Voice mail)
• Application manager
• Bluetooth
• Browser
• Logs
• Navigator (= GPS data)
• Phonebook
• Enhanced voice dialling
• Voice recorder
• Audio recording formats: .mp4
• AMR-NB, GSM EFR, FR & HR, AMR-WB for CS speech call
• Digital microphone
• Text-to-speech message reader

Personalisation: profiles, themes, ring tone

• Customisable profiles
• Ring tones: polyphonic (25 built-in tones) HH: US ring tone, ROW ringing tone
• Video ring tones (3 built-in tones)
• User-defined themes
• Home screen modes: Business and personal

Softwar

• Software platform and user interface
• S60 3rd Edition Feature Pack 2 (S60 3.2.3)
• Symbian OS version 9.3
• Active standby
• Voice commands
• FOTA (Firmware update Over The Air)

Personal information management (PIM):

• Storage of up to 1000 contacts (depending on available memory)
• Contacts 2.0 for Eseries, contacts with images
• Company name search
• Remote company directory lookup
• Create and receive meeting requests
• Support for assigning images to contacts
• Support for contact groups
• Closed user group support
• Fixed Dialling Number support
• Clock: analog and digital
• Countdown timer with intervals
• Alarm clock with ring tones
• Reminders
• Calculator with advanced functions
• Nokia Eseries Calendar with dedicated one-touch key
• Create and accept meeting requests
• Converter II
• Active Notes
• To-do list
• PIM information viewable during call

Application

• Java MIDP 2.0, CLDC 1.1, 3D API, PIM API, File access API
• Flash Lite 3.0
• Instant Messaging:
• - Windows (MSN) Live
• - OMA IM
• - Presence
• - Ovi Contacts
• Nokia Mini Map browser :
• - JavaScript 1.3 and 1.5 support
• MOT Dictionary
• PDF Viewer
• ZIP Manager
• Quick Office viewers and editors
• World Traveler
• Font Magnifier
• Psiloc Wireless Presenter
• Bloomberg
• Vlingo (in selected country variants)
• Nokia Calendar
• Nokia Email 2.0
• Nokia MiniMap Browser
• Nokia Music Player
• Nokia Media player
• Maps
• Nokia Messaging supported
• Nokia Mobile Search
• Nokia Office Tools
• Nokia PC Suite
• Nokia Ovi Suite
• Adding more applications: IAD (independent application delivery) supported

Gaming

• Included games: Block Cascade, Top Hits Solitaire Collection

“Donate Phone” to Elders in Old-Age Homes (SMS “Donate Phone” to 5800000)

Aircel and HelpAge India has joined hands to provide mobile phones to the elderly in old-age home across India. Aircel will collect old and spare mobiles and distribute it among the elders in the old age homes with a free talk time for a period of one year.
Aircel has devised a plan to set up drop boxes in big shopping malls, clubs, news agencies and Aircel retail outlets, where old or spare mobile phones can be dropped. Aircel will collect the old phones. Public can also donate through SMS ‘Donate Phone’ to 5800000

SPEED UP YOUR COPYING IN WINDOWS

Using a pen-drive to share our photos and other media is a very common practice these days. However what frustrates me every-time I transfer the photos from my camera to my pen-drive is the speed of copying. In Windows XP, it was terrible, Seven is better but not yet up there. So here are five apps that will increase the speed of copying in your Windows system.

1. Tera Copy

   Perhaps the most recognized file copier, Tera Copy is the leader in the market of external file copier’s. One of its best features is that it replaces the default Windows file copier with its own version. So you don’t have to do anything extra to copy a file via Tera Copy than Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.
   
   You may download the software from here. It’s free for home users, but causes 14.95 € or about $22 for a pro version.
   

2. Extreme Copy

   Extreme copy is another popular file copier. It replaces the default Windows copier with it own version, however you can disable this feature. One interesting feature of Extreme Copy is it supports Break Point which is able to pause the copying operation if or when it encounters any problems, such as file being locked, and resume back when clicked on the “Continue” button once the problem is fixed.
   
   You may download the fully-working free version of this software from here. The pro version costs $19.95.
   

3. RichCopy

   Well this one’s got a history to itself. Although created in the days of Windows 95, it was used as an internal tool at Microsoft. It was not only before some months that they released it for public use. The highlight of this software is that it supports multi-threading copying, ie. multiple files are copied at once hence saving time in the copying process.
   
   You can download this software from here.
   

4. Talent Copy

   Talent Copy looks to better in the hardware side of file copying. It uses an advanced algorithm to limit empty HDD head moves, HDD waste, noise and power on file copying and increase file copy speed dramaticaly. In short, it is better for your hard disk than the default Windows file copier.
   
   You can download this software from here.
   

5. Copy Handler

   Well this one doesn’t replace your default file copier, but resides comfortably in your system tray. You can call it from up there, schedule the files that you want to copy and even have an option to automatically switch off your computer once the copying is over.
   
   The software is a freeware and can be downloaded from here.
   

The recommended one? Well all are good in their own right, but I prefer Tera Copy for its simplicity. Got any other alternatives? Do comment and let us know.

DOWNLOAD BLUETOOTH DRIVER FOR WINDOWS 7.VISTA,XP

After upgrading your PC from Windows XP to windows vista or Windows 7, you might sometimes find trouble detecting the bluetooth hardware device installed on your laptop due to missing bluetooth driver. This bluetooth problem could be easily solved by installing the correct version of bluetooth driver either from the manufacturer’s CD or from your personal driver backup. But if you’re without a bluetooth driver CD or forgot to create a backup, then a software called Bluetooth Driver Installer might come handy. Normally users doesn’t experience any Bluetooth problem after installing Windows 7 because it supports all major kinds of hardware. But incase you find trouble installing Bluetooth driver on Windows 7 or Vista/XP, make sure you try this free bluetooth application first before going to the service centre.
Related: Make Calls From Computer using Mobile bluetooth

Bluetooth Driver Installer Software for Windows 7, Vista and XP

Bluetooth driver installer is a freeware utility which tries to install generic Microsoft driver for your Bluetooth adapter. Another feature of this bluetooth software is that, it creates a restore point automatically so that if anything goes wrong you could easily revert the changes made to your system.

How to install the bluetooth driver
First of all, uninstall all the existing blueooth driver [only if have done]
Then restart the system and Run the Blueoothdriverinstaller.exe file which you can download from the link given at the end of post.
Follow the installation wizard and successfully install the bluetooth driver.

Download Bluetooth Driver Installer Software Free
[Supports Windows7, Vista and XP] [Download Free]

CHANGE IMEI NUMBER AND GET 1 NEW LEGALLY

After the impose of ban on mobile phones with cloned IMEI number, customers are seeking out a way to change their false IMEI number to genuine one. All the Chinese mobiles which do not have genuine IMEI number are going to forfeited of services by their network provider.
This post describes how to change IMEI number and get a new one legally. Read my previous post on how to check IMEI online and confirm whether your mobile is having a genuine IMEI number or not. If your mobile doesn’t have a IMEI number or if it’s showing 000000000000000 (15 zeros), read the following procedure to get a new IMEI number legally and avoid inconvenience of buying a new handset.

How To Get New IMEI Number for your Mobile phone

The Department of Telecommunication(DoT) has issued a notice to all customers to get themselves a genuine IMEI number from a approved service centre since the handsets with false imei number will stop working from November 30th, 2009.
Mobile Standards Alliance of India (MSAI) is the authorized body in India by GSM Association (GSMA) to perform Genuine IMEI Implant program (GII). They are now working with the cellular operators and DoT to implant genuine IMEI numbers on cell phones with false IMEI as a one time Amnesty program.
For changing IMEI numbers, visit only the authorized GII (Genuine IMEI implant) centre's setup on Govt. approved process, which can implant new geniune IMEI on handset.
Unique, one of a kind in the World Benefiting Consumers in a One Time Opportunity Approved by Government and COAI.
Full proof time bound program controlled through online ce ntral servers.
You need to carry ID proof. (Ex: Voter ID Card, Drivers Licences, etc). Your photograph will be captured at the authorized GII service centre.
Pay a nominal charge of Rs 199 (all inclusive) and obtain a receipt.
This genuine IMEI implant is recognized by network operators so ‘no barring’ of  services.
P.S : Remember, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to change your IMEI number. So Hurry!

FREE PHONE CALL ANYWHERE IN INDIA

If you are having a slow speed internet connection and want to make direct free phone calls through your mobile instead of sluggish voip calls, then the trick I’m going to mention is worth reading.With this trick,you will be able to call local or landline mobile phones for free.
Enjoy unlimited free phone to phone calls anywhere in India.Just follow the steps given below for making free call all over in India.Remember, this is not Voip and requires internet connection just for initiating calls between two mobile phones or landline.

How to Make Free Phone to Phone calls without Voip [India Only]

1)Go to Local ads section of rediff.[ http://localads.rediff.com/ ]
2)Click the Post ad button.


3)You will be redirected to a form, fill in the form details as you like.[Make sure to enter your mobile number and in “Your Offer” field type something which could easy remember and make it slight different for eg. type “S class Mercedes Benz for sale.Cheap!!”
4)Post the ad and wait for an hour for your ad to get listed.
5)After an hour,go to rediff local ads homepage and search for your ad.After spotting your ad bookmark it for future use, and enter the number you wish to call as shown below.



6)After you click “Talk Now” both the destination number as well as your number will receive call from rediff local ads.And you’re connected to each other for free.Even though this free mobile phone to mobile phone call is restricted to one and half minutes,you can repeat this process as much as you want.You can call std ,landline and local calls free anywhere in India.
[Please note:Please Don’t abuse the system and keep in mind that after the free call gets disconnected, your phone number will be send as sms to the destination.]
So enjoy this great service from rediff and call your friends anywHERE in india.

FREE VIDEO CHAT FOR SYMBIAN MOBILES

IMICHAT an instant communication application brings free video chat on mobile phones, and PC’s. This freeware application allows free mobile to mobile video chat and also mobile to pc video chat with other users live on the imchat system. The only requirement of Imichat is symbian phone with a mobile network connection. The video quality is somewhat average, and we can’t expect to have a hq video quality on a mobile internet connection. This mobile video chat software currently works only with symbian phones.

Features of imiChat : Mobile Video Chat application

Free video calling software for mobile and PC
Works on Symbian phones
Option to switch Rear and Front cameras
Could be used to make free PC to phone calls and pc to phone video chats.
Should have either GPRS, 3G, Wifi Network connection.

How to Video chat using Mobile with Imichat

Download the free application for mobile from the imichat website.
Register and login to live video chat with your friends on mobile.
To turn video on or off, after launching imiChat, change ′Video Chat Settings′ in ′Settings′. During chatting, press ′ 1′ to turn on and off video and key ′ 2′ to switch between front and back cameras.
* Mobile video chat uses a lot of bandwidth, so it’s better to use this application if you’re having a unlimited data transfer plan.
Supported phones : Symbian · S60 V5, S60 V3, S60 V2
Latest supported models are Nokia N96 , , N95 8GB , N95 , N93i , N93 , N92 , N91 , N91 8G , N85 , N83 , N82 , N81 , N81 8G , N80 , N77 , N76 , N75 , N73 , N71 , E90C , E71 , E70 , E65 , E63 , E62 , E61 , E61i , E60 , E51 , E50 , 6290 , 6220c , 6210s , 6120 , 6120c , 6110n , 5700xm , 5320xm , 3250 SGH-i560 SGH-i550 SGH-i450 SGH-i40.

Samsung Corby PRO B5310 Slider Phone – Price in India, Features, Specifications

SAMSUNG CORBY (B5310) is a QWERTY Slider mobile phone with a hybrid design with touch screen. This slim and sleek handset has a spacious 2.8” 240×320 QVGA screen with 16M color. It supports 3G, Wi-Fi, Music Player, E-Mail, FM Radio, USB 2.0, Bluetooth and External Memory. The 3.2 Megapixel camera with 2x zoom can take crystal clear photos.
Samsung Corby PRO now has an offer price of Rs 13,900.
Corby PRO uses TFT internal technology for its 2.8″ display with internal resolution of 240×320 pixels. It has a Video player and has video recording functionality as well.
Corby PRO is Java enabled, and supports 3G. 3G, also known as HSDPA (high speed downlink packet access) is a technology that allows fast downloading of data such as web pages.

Conversational messaging presents your messages in a real view format, like a real conversation, treating SMS like Instant Messages. All messages with one contact are organized together, creating a linear conversation. Multi IM consolidates all your instant messaging services in one application. It exchanges text, voice messages and pictures with contacts from various services.
Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR offers wireless connections to other mobile devices and peripherals. Samsung Corby PRO is Bluetooth enabled. Bluetooth is a radio link standard with short working range, used for the purpose of connecting various terminals to one another on a wireless basis. Contrary to a wireless infrared connection, inter visibility between the devices is not necessary. Thus, the user could simply keep the mobile phone in a jacket pocket while it sends or receives data from the internet via a laptop.
Wi-Fi brings internet access anytime, anywhere to the mobile. USB 2.0 Fast Speed connects easily for speedy file transfers and access to other devices.
Samsung B5310 has core widgets which enable one-click easy access to useful applications. Native applications offer seamless connections to popular applications including Facebook and MySpace.
Universal access 3.5mm ear-jack lets you use any earphones. You store large multimedia files on 120MB internal memory and external microSD (up to 16GB).
Three Stylish Jackets let you dress up your mobile with different covers including micro pattern, graphic pattern and black micro pattern. The 960mAh battery provides standby up to 542 hrs for 2G and up to 447 hrs for 3G.
Samsung Corby PRO supports GSM & EDGE Band Communication System for data transmission which is opposite to analog system. The Band, groups of frequency which is allocated to wireless communication, are 850/900/1800/1900.
Corby PRO contains Dolphine 1.5 browser to to view information pages on WAP pages. The Internet browser gives you fast online access, a PC-like layout and full-browser status. PagePilot, Visual Bookmarks and more make life extra convenient.
The phone supports Video telephony (or video calling, video conferencing), which lets two people with compatible phones talk to each other while simultaneously viewing live video of each other.
Samsung B5310 has email support, which enables messages to be transferred from an individual to another individual or from an individual to a group of people.
Samsung Corby PRO supports WAP. WAP is the Wireless Application Protocol serves to show internet content on the mobile phone display. A WAP capable mobile phone is required for this. Also, the internet page must be appropriately edited and be available as a WML document. Due to the low rate of data transfer and the small mobile phone display, the contents are reduced to text and simple graphics.

Samsung Corby Plus B3410 in India – Price, Features, Specs

Samsung Corby Plus B3410 has 2.6″ TFT display with internal resolution of 320×240, 2.0 Megapixel camera, Video Recording, Music Player, E-Mail, FM Radio, Bluetooth, Java, 64 Poly ringtones, 3D sound technology, WAP and USB features.
Samsung Corby Plus is priced Rs 10,500 in India, with a discount price of Rs. 9,059. It will be available from 1st January 2010.
It has an ergonomically designed slide out QWERTY keypad. With finger-friendly Touch Wiz users can effortlessly navigate through their favorite features. With online widgets you can access all your favorite online contents with just a quick touch of the icon.
With Samsung Corby Plus, you can email, SMS and MMS with ease. With B3410’s threaded message box, users’ messages are more organized and fun to read, an especially useful tool for socially active young people. The QWERTY keypad makes typing messages especially convenient, a must for high-volume texters.

With connection support for SNS, IM and Bluetooth, you can keep up to date with family and friends with maximum convenience. Whether sharing photos, sending a quick note, or just chatting about the day’s events, B3410 lets you do it all with speed and ease.
You will enjoy listening to your favorite songs on the go with built-in music player. You will be impressed with the ease with which you can record favorite songs from FM radio just by pressing the shortcut key.
Corby Plus has an embedded 2MP camera and video recorder. You will particularly appreciate the creative options provided by the camera’s special modes and features. With direct saving to the micro SD Card, saving and sharing pictures is as convenient as ever.

Samsung Corby Plus Specification

• Network: GSM, GPRS
• Display:TFT, 320×240
• Size: 113.7gm, 102.3×52.4×15.9mm
• Battery: Talk Time up to 12 hrs, standby up to 450 hrs
• Design :Slider Qwerty
• Network & Data :GSM, GPRS
• Band: 850/900/1800/1900
• Java: MIDP 2.0, CLDC 1.1
• Display: 2.6″ TFT internal technology with internal resolution of 320×240
• Battery: 960mAh with talk time up to 12 hrs, standby up to 450 hrs
• Camera: 2MP, 4x Zoom
• Shot Mode: Timer shot, Multi shot, Mosaic shot, Night mode
• Photo Effects: Black&White, Negative, Sepia, Emboos…
• Video player,Video recording, Video messaging
• Ringtones: 64poly
• Music Player, MP3 Ringtones
• DNSe 3D sound technology
• Music Library Lite (Music Mini DB)
• Embedded JAVA™ games
• Embedded Wallpaper
• FM Radio
• Mobile Printing
• Voice Memo & Voice Mail
• Email
• Instant Messaging (Multi IM)
• Bluetooth
• WAP
• USB
• PC Sync Application
• Internet HTML Browser
• USB File-Transfer
• SMS Memory: 700
• Phone Book Entries: 1000
• External Memory Up to 8GB MicroSD Slot (2GB included in package)

HCL ME 06 3G Enabled Netbook – Price, Features

HCL Infosystems Limited has recently unveiled its new range of 3G enabled ME series Netbook, the HCL ME 06. HCL ME 06 comes with integrated 3G capabilities, offering seamless connectivity and faster access to the internet. It will be available in a range of exciting festival colours including red, blue and black.
HCL ME 06 is priced Rs 19,990.
The ME 06 model features Intel Atom N270 1.6GHz processor. It has a 10.1-inch LCD panel with LED backlit, 512KB L2 cache, 1GB DDR2 533 RAM and 160GB HDD. ME 06 has a built-in camera. It is Bluetooth enabled, has 3 USB ports, 3 in 1 card reader; and up to 5 hours of battery back-up.
ME refers to “Mobile Excitement”, “Mobile Entertainment”, “Mobile Enrichment” or “Mobile Experience”. The laptop is energy star 5.0 certificated.

Erase for ME removes your important and confidential files permanently with Erase for ME secure data removal tool Files deleted by this software cannot be recovered.

• Secure ME allows you to lock any of the installed applications like internet browser, MS Office, etc., on your PC and prevents it’s unauthorised use.
• Lock ME is the utility used to lock/unlock the following ports USB Ports – Storage devices HDD logical drives / ODD.
• EC2 Technology recovers your lost data within 60 secs.
• You want to save your data from theft, then just encrypt all your data with Encrypt ME to maintain the confidentiality.
• Fast Start provides directly access some pre-defined applications e.g. Internet browser, E mails, Media player etc – instantly.
• Split ME can split large file to smaller size files.Small size files can be sent through mail & can be compiled back to original size file.The utility also ensures secure & safe delivery of data without the risk of leakage while transmission.
• HCL Touch: First time in the world – built-in key for chat with service experts…24 x 7 x 365 – 1st & only Call our 24-hour customer care number 1860-1800-425 or 0120-2406105 Real Time Remote Troubleshoot for a lifetime Regional Language Support On Site Support Service SMS based support E-mail based support Pick n Drop.

Nokia E63 Wi-Fi and 3G Messaging Device – Price in India, Specifications

Nokia E63 is a smart messaging device that delivers great performance. Nokia E63 has both Wi-Fi and 3G. This enables you to choose the fastest and yet most cost effective way of web browsing, instant messagining and of course sending emails.
Nokia E63 is now priced at Rs.10,900 in India.
You can stay on top of both work and personal emails, and set it up easily with the email setup wizard. This device supports IMAP4, Mail for Exchange, POP3, SMTP for Email. You can view e-mail attachments too. You can access and update information online with the help of a full keyboard and a large landscape display.
In Nokia E63, SMS, MMS and email are combined on a single device with the speed and convenience of a full qwerty keyboard. Your Nokia E63 can access your files on Ovi remotely, even when your PC is offline. You may access your PC files from anywhere, or share photos on social networks. Nokia E63 supports data encryption for both phone memory an microSD content and mobile VPN.
Nokia E63 has a 2.36″ TFT active matrix (QVGA) display of 320 x 240 pixels, with up to 16 million colors. It has two customisable home screen modes. The full QWERTY keyboard with dedicated one-touch keys for Home, calendar, contacts, and email.
Nokia E63 supports WCDMA with a maximum speed 384 kbps, WLAN IEEE 802.11b/g with WLAN Security of WEP, 802.1X, WPA and WPA2, and TCP/IP support.
E63 has a 2.0 megapixel camera (1600 x 1200 pixels) with LED flash. It has four capture modes of still, sequence, self-timer and video. The video is taken with the main camera with 320 x 240 (QVGA) at 15 fps or 176 x 144 at 15 fps (QCIF).

Technical specifications

physical features, power and memory

Size

• Form: Monoblock with full keyboard
• Dimensions: 113 x 59 x 13 mm
• Weight: 126 g
• Volume: 87 cc
• Full keyboard
• High quality QVGA display

Display and 3D

• Size: 2.36″
• Resolution: 320 x 240 pixels (QVGA)
• Up to 16 million colors
• TFT active matrix (QVGA)
• Two customisable home screen modes

Security features

• Device lock
• Remote lock
• Data encryption for both phone memory an microSD content
• mobile VPN

Keys and input method

• Full keyboard
• Dedicated one-touch keys: Home, calendar, contacts, and email
• Speaker dependent and speaker independent voice dialling
• Intelligent input with auto-completion, auto-correction and learning capability
• Accelerated scrolling with Navi Key

Colors and covers

• Available in-box colors: Ultramarine Blue and Ruby Red

Connectors

• Micro-USB connector, full-speed
• 3.5 mm standard AV connector

Power

• BP-4L 1500 mAh Li-Po standard battery
• Talk time (maximum): GSM up to 11 hours; WCDMA up to 4h 40 min
• Standby time (maximum): GSM up to 18 days; WCDMA up to 20 days;WLAN idle up to 170 hours
• Music playback time (maximum): 18 h

Memory

• microSD memory card slot, hot swappable, max. 8 GB
• 110 MB internal dynamic memory

Communication and navigation

Operating frequency

• E63-1 Quad-band EGSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 900/2100
• E63-2 Quad-band EGSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 850/1900
• E63-3 Quad-band EGSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 850/2100
• Offline mode

Data network

• CSD
• HSCSD
• GPRS class A, multislot class 32, maximum speed 100/60 kbps (DL/UL)
• EDGE class A, multislot class 32, maximum speed 296/177.6 kbps (DL/UL)
• WCDMA 900/2100 or 850/1900 or 850/2100, maximum speed 384/384 kbps (DL/UL)
• WLAN IEEE 802.11b/g- WLAN Security: WEP, 802.1X, WPA, WPA2
• TCP/IP support
• IETF SIP and 3GPP

Local connectivity and synchronization

• Bluetooth version 2.0 with Enhanced Data Rate- Bluetooth profiles: DUN, OPP, FTP, HFP, GOEP, HSP, BIP, RSAP, GAVDP, AVRCP, A2DP
• MTP (Multimedia Transfer Protocol) support
• Bluetooth (Bluetooth Serial Port Profile. BT SPP)
• Network (Raw). Direct TCP/IP socketconnection to any specified port (a.k.a HP JetDirect).
• Network (LPR). Line Printer Daemonprotocol.
• Support for local and remote SyncML synchronization, iSync, Intellisync, ActiveSync

Call features

• Integrated hands-free speakerphone
• Automatic answer with headset or car kit
• Any key answer
• Call waiting, call hold, call divert
• Call timer
• Logging of dialed, received and missed calls
• Automatic redial and fallback
• Speed dialing
• Speaker dependent and speaker independent voice dialing (SDND, SIND)
• Fixed dialing number support
• Vibrating alert (internal)
• Contacts with images
• Conference calling
• Push to talk
• VoIP

Messaging

• SMS
• Multiple SMS deletion
• Text-to-speech message reader
• MMS
• Distribution lists for messaging
• Instant messaging with Presence-enhanced contacts
• Cell broadcast

E-mail

• Supported protocols: IMAP4, Mail for Exchange, POP3, SMTP
• Support for e-mail attachments
• IMAP IDLE support
• Support for Nokia Intellisync Wireless Email
• Integrated Nokia Mobile VPN
• Easy Email set-up

Web browsing

• Supported markup languages: HTML, XHTML, MP, WML,CSS
• Supported protocols: HTTP, WAP2.0
• TCP/IP support
• Nokia browser- JavaScript version 1.3 and 1.5- Mini Map
• Nokia Mobile Search

GPS and navigation

• Nokia Maps application

Image and sound

Photography

• 2.0 megapixel camera (1600 x 1200 pixels)
• Image formats: JPEG/EXIF
• CMOS sensor
• digital zoom
• Focal length: 4.5 mm
• Focus range: 10 cm to infinity
• LED flash
• Flash modes: Automatic, Off, Forced
• Flash operating range: 1 m
• White balance modes: automatic, daylight, incasdencent, fluorescent
• Capture modes: still, sequence, self-timer, video
• Colour tone modes: normal, sepia, black & white, negative
• Viewfinder
• Active toolbar
• Share photos with Share on Ovi

Video

• Main camera
• 320 x 240 (QVGA) at 15 fps
• 176 x 144 at 15 fps (QCIF)
• digital video zoom
• Video recording file formats: .mp4, .3gp; codecs: H.263, MPEG-4 VSP
• Audio recording formats: AMR
• Video white balance modes: automatic, sunny, incandescent, fluorescent
• Scene modes: automatic, night
• Colour tone modes: normal, sepia, black & white, negative
• Clip length (maximum): 1 h
• RealPlayer
• Video playback file formats: .Flash Lite 3, mp4, .3gp; codecs: H.263, MPEG-4 VSP
• Video streaming: .3gp, mp4, .rm
• Customisable video ring tones

Music and audio playback

• Music player
• Media player
• Music playback file formats: .mp3, .wma, .aac, AAC+, eAAC+
• Audio streaming formats: .rm, .eAAC+
• FM radio 87.5-108 MHz
• 3.5 mm Standard AV connector
• Nokia Music Manager
• Nokia Music Store support
• Nokia Podcasting support
• Customizable ring tones
• Synchronize music with Windows Media Player
• Navi wheel support
• Voice Aid

Voice and audio recording

• Voice commands
• Speaker dependent and speaker independent voice dialling (SDND, SIND)
• Voice recorder
• Audio recording formats: AMR-WB, AMR-NB
• Speech codecs: FR, EFR, HRO/1, AMR-HR, and AMR-FR
• Text-to-speech

Personalization: profiles, themes, ring tones

• Customizable profiles
• Customizable ring tones
• Customisable video ring tones
• Support for talking ring tones
• Customizable themes
• Customizable home screen content in Business and Personal modes

Software platform and user interface

• S60 3.1 Edition, Eseries
• Symbian Os 9.2
• Two home screens with customizable active standby views
• Voice commands

Personal information management (PIM): contacts, clock, calendar etc.

• Advanced contacts database: multiple number and e-mail details per contact, contacts with images
• Support for assigning images to contacts
• Support for contact groups
• Closed user group support
• Fixed Dialing Number support
• Clock: analog and digital
• Alarm clock with ring tones
• Reminders
• Calculator with advanced functions
• Calendar with week and month view
• Converter
• Active Notes
• To-do list
• PIM information viewable during call

Applications

• Java MIDP 2.0
• Flash Lite 3.0
• Chat and instant messaging
• Nokia browser
  - JavaScript version 1.3 and 1.5
  - Mini Map
• Dictionary
• Quickoffice (Quickword, Quickpoint, Quicksheet)
• PDF Viewer
• ZIP Manager
• Download
• File Manager
• Nokia Search
• Nokia Maps
• Files on OVI

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twitter and facebook mobile application for sony ericsson mobile

The following is the most convenient way to install Twitter and Facebook mobile applications on your Sony Ericsson phones.

Directly to your mobile phone
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Indian Railway – Buy Train Tickets from Mobile Vans at Your Door Step!

Indian Railway will soon introduce Mobile Ticketing Vans to deliver train tickets at doorsteps or shopping malls or busy markets near your home. The scheme is termed ‘Mushkil Aasaan’. The mobile ticketing van for remote cities and villages has been announced in the rail budget.

There will be 50 mobile vans with ticketing facility. The vans are up-linked to satellite and would be issuing train tickets in reserved and unreserved categories. The mobile ticketing vans are now being tested.

The mobile ticketing van helps to reach out to rural and remote corners of India. Poor people who are unable to go to the stations can now purchase tickets in market places and other busy places. [source: PTI]

BSNL Broadband Prepaid – Tariff, Plan Vouchers, Recharge, Top Up

BSNL has recently introduced Prepaid Broadband services (DSL). Details of Tariff, plan vouchers, recharge and top up details are given below.

Tariff for prepaid Broadband Services

For taking a new prepaid broadband connection, you will have to pay the one time installation charge of Rs 250 and modem outright purchase charge in advance through Demand Note through the local commercial system at the time of application for Prepaid BB connection. In case the customer owns a modem, only Installation charges shall be collected in advance.

The Type-I modem costs Rs 1000 and Type-II modem is Rs 1600. Type I modem has Ethernet ports and Type II modem has wi-fi port as well. (service tax, sales tax and other levies extra). Please note that, unlike Cable Internet services, the customer desirous of taking Prepaid BB service of BSNL has necessarily to be Landline customer of BSNL.

The Prepaid Broadband account will be FREE of any other charges and the account will be created with complementary balance of 50MB in any plan and with validity of 15 days from the date of creation.

On request by the customer, an email id with 5 MB mail space shall be given in bsnl.in domain.

Prepaid Plan vouchers

To continue the Prepaid Broadband account after its creation, you have to recharge his account by any of the following plan vouchers of your choice. BSNL Prepaid broadband provides both unlimited and limited plans with upload and download functionality.

The customer can recharge his account online from the BSNL portal after purchasing the voucher either through BSNL CSC or other retail outlets.

While the account under Limited Plans will be governed by validity as well as usage amount, the account under Unlimited Plans will be governed by validity period only.

The renewal of unlimited plan will create new validity period on the date of renewal as per the value (MRP) of the Unlimited Plan Voucher, together with the related bandwidth speed opted by the customer from the Plans. For example, if a customer availing Pre-paid 256 Kbps account (unlimited) renews his/her account with BB R_UL 1200 voucher and opts for speed of upto 512 kbps at the time of renewal, charging as per the new opted bandwidth will start and new validity of 30 days will be applicable.

In case the customer opts for migrations from unlimited plan to limited plan or vice versa his/her validity/balance shall not be carried forward. The account will be treated as a fresh account. However, the customer will be able to retain his user account.

Unlimited download/upload Plan vouchers

The Grace period for renewal is 90 days after the validity . The customer account shall be permanently deleted from the system after the Grace Period.

Speed	Validity in Days for different Recharge Vouchers
	BB R_UL 300 Voucher (MRP Rs. 300)	BB R_UL 550 (MRP Rs. 550)	BB R_UL 900 (MRP Rs. 900)	BB R_UL 1200 (MRP Rs. 1200)
256 Kbps	7-days	15-days	30-days	N/A
Upto 512 Kbps	N/A	7-days	15-days	30-days
Upto 1 Mbps	N/A	N/A	7-days	15-days
Upto 2 Mbps	N/A	N/A	N/A	7-days

Limited download/upload plan vouchers( upto 2 Mbps )

The customer is offered various plans with speed upto 2 Mbps with limited download.

The balance usage value if any available will be carried forward, in case of recharge within the Grace Period of 15 days. Beyond 15 days, balance usage value if any available will not be carried forward, but the customer can recharge his account upto another 75 days. After expiry of the additional grace period of 75 days, the account of the customer shall be deleted from the system .

The details of Plan vouchers and rate at which the usage shall be charged is as follows.

Voucher Type	MRP	Usage Amount	Rate Per MB	Validity (Days)
BB RL 50	50	30.33	0.60	7
BB RL 100	100	70.66		15
BB RL 250	250	201.65		30
BB RL 500	500	403.31		45
BB RL 750	750	679.96	0.40	60
BB RL 1200	1200	1087.94		75
BB RL 1600	1600	1450.59		90
BB RL 2000	2000	1813.24		120
BB RL 5000	5000	4533.09	0.30	210

Validity Vouchers for limited plans

Voucher Type	MRP	Validity in Days (for account)
BB Validity 100	100	30
BB Validity 150	150	45
BB Validity 250	250	60

Top Up Vouchers for limited plans

Top Up voucher of the following denominations shall be available for increasing the usage without any change in validity.

Top Up Vouchers for limited plans

Top Up voucher of the following denominations shall be available for increasing the usage without any change in validity. After increase of usage amount through Top Up voucher, the existing rate of usage as per plan selected by the customer shall continue.

Voucher Type	MRP	Usage Amount
BB Top Up 100	100	90.66
BB Top Up 200	200	181.32
BB Top Up 500	500	453.31

[source: BSNL]

SANTA BANTA HINDI JOKES

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

149 Characters

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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

147 Characters

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

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Nurse came out with the NEWBORN kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

 165 Characters

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

123 Characters

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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

135 Characters

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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

 170 Characters

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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

151 Characters

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Santa apni GF ko  I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.

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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

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Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

132 Characters


Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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magical eye test

Yesterday, I was surfing net. I opened my email id and just checked my mails. My friend send me very interesting Magic trick. Actually This was the Magical Eye test Trick which will check the capability of the eyes. I have shared This trick in this post. Below i have posted Some couples of alphabates, just you have to find another alphabate which is asked to find to you. Just Check it out. Its Superb..


--> Can you find the B

( There are 2 B's) DON'T skip

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Once you've found the B


Find the 6

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Once you've found the 6...

Find the N

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funny-are there 12 or 13 men

Hey.. Can anyone help me .. I am little bite confused here.. Below i have posted a picture, just tell me Are there 12 or 13 men. Lets see who is the intelligent person here. Its very funny. If you like this post please don't forget to bookmark iy, you can also share this with your friends.

Below is the picture, just check it out...!!

WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?
Confused...